we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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