I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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