is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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