So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...