Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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