Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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