He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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