so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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