Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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