To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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