Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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