One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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