okay pat passed out under dana's car
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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