Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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