I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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