FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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