therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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