South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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