guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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