rhymes with "ouble enetration"
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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