Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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