You're so nebulous sometimes
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Bring me that man meat
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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