i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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