I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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