did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
We need to rekindle our bromance
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We have so much sex to catch up on
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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