This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
