accomplished twins. life is a go
either way he was missing a nipple.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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