If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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