You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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