i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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