I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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