i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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