Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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