Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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