Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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