It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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