it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
