idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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