What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I will pee on everything he values.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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