The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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