she was so not down for the gang bang
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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