they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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