Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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