Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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