is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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