Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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