I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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