The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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