I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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