I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
