Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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