Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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