this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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