problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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