508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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