READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
