Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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