i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
one might say we're banned from that church
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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